Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Craziest E-Mail of 2009

I receive a lot of e-mails from an outstanding group of readers and subscribers. My readers range from those who are just starting out and yearning to learn, to experience hedge fund managers. I have not only taught a lot, but have learned much from my readers.

However, every once in a while I get an e-mail that leaves me speechless. Here's one I received last night. Amazingly, he ends it by asking for my help:

Have you ever taken Viagra and been up all night. Well that is how I feel
right now only opposite. I can't take it anymore. I am horrified and
disgusted. I feel like Luke when he found out Vadar was his dad and the
Princess his sister. It can not get any worse, can it? No, but it
will get better and the yellow sun will shine. That is where I will get my
power, become king and you all will bow down to me. Well, not you, but you
will. Until then, can you help me?

I respond to all of my e-mails, but haven't responded to this one yet. Any suggestions?


Anonymous said...

"May the Schwartz be with you"

Tamas said...

Tell him that you
1. take Cialis instead
2. are his father
3. joined the dark side
4. the light at the end of the tunnel is the oncoming train

Who knows... if you reply maybe you will get the most amusing exchange in your life. Then you can write a book about it, sell the story to hollywood... etc...

Tushar said...

Report this email to FDA as a side effect of taking Viagara... and respond with what Tamas said. Hilarious...